The Nobel committee has awarded the 2009 Peace prize to Our President, the Rt. Hon. Abraham Delano Fitzgerald Mahatma Obama for… what exactly? When Charles Ives won the 1947 Pulitzer Prize for Music he gave away the money, making the eminently wise statement, “Prizes are for boys and I’m grown up.”

Next step: the United Nations makes Our President a god, allowing him to be addressed as “The Divine Obama.”