Wednesday, July 2, 2008

News From the Show Scene



To our enormous delight and relief, Miss Tess (Ch. Soyara's Cunning Little Vixen) picked up her second major last month at the McKinley KC shows to finish her championship.

Tess was a handful to show. After some early come-to-Jesus meetings with my lovely bride, Tess would slink down in the ring, making her look long and low. We turned her over to the capable hands of Nina Fetter, who did a wonderful job of showing her. Still, the road was longer and harder than we wanted, but Tessie is finished now and can return to pestering her brother Sarge.



Tuesday, July 1, 2008

To Remember


Today marks the 92nd anniversary of the first day of the Battle of the Somme. Some 20,000 British soldiers were killed that day and nearly 40,000 more wounded.

The 1st Newfoundland Regiment went into action at Beaumont Hamel. Of the 800 soldiers who went over the top, only 69 answered the roll call the next day. Every officer was either killed or wounded. The memorial caribou, facing the German positions, marks where they fell.

Handy Latin Phrases

Non calor sed umor est qui nobis incommodat.
It's not the heat, it's the humidity.

Di! Ecce hora! Uxor mea me necabit!
God, look at the time! My wife will kill me!

Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?
Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just happy to see me?

Lex clavatoris designati rescindenda est.
The designated hitter rule has got to go.

Sentio aliquos togatos contra me conspirare.
I think some people in togas are plotting against me.

Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris.
If Caesar were alive, you'd be chained to an oar.

Animadvertistine, ubicumque stes, fumum recta in faciem ferri?
Ever noticed how wherever you stand, the smoke goes right into your face?

Sona si Latine loqueris.
Honk if you speak Latin.

Si Hoc Legere Scis Nimium Eruditionis Habes
If you can read this you're over-educated

Sentio aliquos togatos contra me conspirare.
I think some people in togas are plotting against me.

Vidi Vici Veni
I saw, I conquered, I came

Vacca foeda
Stupid cow

Mihi ignosce. Cum homine de cane debeo congredi.
Excuse me. I've got to see a man about a dog.

Raptus regaliter
Royally screwed

Si hoc signum legere potes, operis boni in rebus Latinus alacribus et fructuosis potiri potes!
If you can read this sign, you can get a good job in the fast-paced, high-paying world of Latin!

Gramen artificiosum odi.
I hate Astroturf.

Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.
I'm not interested in your dopey religious cult.

Noli me vocare, ego te vocabo.
Don't call me, I'll call you.

Nullo metro compositum est.
It doesn't rhyme.

Non curo. Si metrum non habet, non est poema.
I don't care. If it doesn't rhyme, it isn't a poem.

Fac ut gaudeam.
Make my day.

Braccae illae virides cum subucula rosea et tunica Caledonia-quam elenganter concinnatur!
Those green pants go so well with that pink shirt and the plaid jacket!

Visne saltare? Viam Latam Fungosam scio.
Do you want to dance? I know the Funky Broadway.

Re vera, potas bene.
Say, you sure are drinking a lot.

Utinam barbari spatium proprium tuum invadant!
May barbarians invade your personal space!

Utinam coniurati te in foro interficiant!
May conspirators assassinate you in the mall!

Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant!
May faulty logic undermine your entire philosophy!

Radix lecti
Couch potato

Quo signo nata es?
What's your sign?

O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
Oh! More! Go on! Yes! Ooh! Ummm!

Mellita, domi adsum.
Honey, I'm home.

Tam exanimis quam tunica Nehru fio.
I am as dead as the Nehru jacket.

Ventis secundis, tene cursum.
Go with the flow.

Totum dependeat.
Let it all hang out.

Te precor dulcissime supplex!
Pretty please with a cherry on top!

Magister Mundi sum!
I am the Master of the Universe!

Fac me cocleario vomere!
Gag me with a spoon!

Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.
I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear.

Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?
Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just happy to see me?

Prehende uxorem meam, sis!
Take my wife, please!

Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Nihil est--in vita priore ego imperator Romanus fui.
That's nothing--in a previous life I was a Roman Emperor.

Recedite, plebes! Gero rem imperialem!
Stand aside plebians! I am on imperial business.

Vescere bracis meis.
Eat my shorts.

Sic faciunt omnes.
Everyone is doing it.

Fac ut vivas.
Get a life.

Anulos qui animum ostendunt omnes gestemus!
Let's all wear mood rings!

Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.
I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head.

The Dogs Bark, but the Caravan Moves On

In December, my company was purchased by a private European concern. Otherworldly as I am, I knew that mergers are rarely good news for the employees of the mergee. Still, hoping against hope, I hedged my fears: they're technology oriented... I'm technology oriented... I'm one of the leading people in my field... I can be a big help to the new company...

Late in March, some members of our catalyst R&D group went for a joint meeting in Europe with our catalyst colleagues from the two European labs. In a meeting on their return, our new group head said that the meetings went very well... there would be all kinds of joint projects... Hlatky (who had just filed half a dozen new invention disclosures) for president...

Twenty-four hours later, our site manager said something quite different at an employee meeting: research would be concentrated in Europe and North American research activities were to be scaled back. Two weeks later, on April 17th I was told that my position was to be eliminated effective at the end of August.

I am now looking for a new job. This is not an easy prospect. With mergers and the high cost of feedstocks, the North American polyolefins industry looks like the steel industry did twenty-five years ago. In my industry, we go through troughs and cutbacks every three or four years. It's like being a duck in a shooting gallery: this time I just got hit. Our catalyst group, which numbered 11 researchers ten years ago, is now down to three.

And yet to my surprise I don't feel as depressed as I thought I would. Sure I wake up and say to myself, "I'm going to be out of a job soon," but on the whole I'm not pessimistic. I have a long record of accomplishments and I think something is going to turn up in the shorter rather than the longer term.

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Goodby to a Good Guy


Soyara's A Shade of Difference
May 28, 2000 - March 19, 2008

We lost Rufus last night.

Ordinarily a house dog, Rufus was moved back out to the kennel because of the puppies and bitches in season as well as heavy recent rains leading to flooding in the basement.

Last night I went out to the kennel to change water and fill feeders. I found Rufus covered in mud, whimpering and unable to walk. We got him inside, cleaned him up and took him to the vet. There we found he had a catastrophic separation of his hip, with ruptured ligaments. Probably he was fence-fighting with another one of the boys in another pen, slipped in the mud and injured himself.

We have known for quite a while that Rufus was living on borrowed time. He had a tumor on his spine that was causing issues with his movement and which ended his show career one major short of his championship. This may have had something to do with his injury; perhaps because of it he wasn't able to recover his balance when he started sliding.

Surgery was a possibility, but the vet said that with the extent of the injury, his existing issues and his age the prognosis for a successful recovery were very poor. Rufus slipped from this world quietly, hearing soothing voices and feeling gentle strokes.

Rest well, big guy.

Saturday, March 8, 2008

Snowbound

Sixteen inches of global warming, starting yesterday morning and still going on. F'r Heaven's sake, it's March! Enough already!

Fine, Thank You


The little ones are flourishing and developing some impish personalities. They've been weaned and are now eating what we call "puppy paste," a combination of soaked puppy kibble, a little canned meat, Esbilac and baby rice slurried in hot water. It's made up in a large shallow pan so the pups can all eat together.

Every evening the puppy pen has to be cleaned up, disinfected and fresh newspaper put down. While I'm doing this, the babies have the run of the rest of the sun room, supervised by my lovely bride. They tear about, wrestle and knock each other over, play tug-of-war with toys and generally run wild. Eventually they wind down, go back into the pen and go to sleep, looking angelic. A puppy's day is done.

We think we've settled on names for them, both call names and ones for AKC registration.

Dutch (Soyara's The Flying Dutchman)
Ilya (Soyara's Ilya Murometz)
Carmen (Soyara's Carmen Fantasy)
Aida (Soyara's Celeste Aida)

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Outlasting Nine Presidents

Commie thug Fidel Castro has resigned the presidency of Cuba, leaving only Hugo Chavez for lefties and Hollywood rich folks to fawn over.

The press make much over his "outlasting" every U.S. President since Eisenhower. Over at the Weekly Standard blog, Brian Faughnan points out that West Virginia Senator Robert C. Byrd has it all over the soon-we-hope-to-be-late Maximum Leader in the outlasting category. Byrd has been a Senator since 1959 and has been in Congress since 1953, a length of tenure exceeded so far only by Arizona's Carl T. Hayden, who served his state in the House and Senate from February 9, 1912 to January 3, 1969.

Faughnan has a moment of forgetfulness when he says he believes Byrd is the only one to outlast Fidel's regime. Add to the list "The Truck," Representative John D. Dingell, Jr., elected December 13, 1955 to fill the vacancy caused by the death of his father, John D. Dingell, Sr.

Death in Panama

In the course of making revision to this little project, I came across the entry in the 62nd Congress for William W. Wedemeyer, who represented Michigan's 2nd district. The Biographical Directory of the United States Congress says of Wedemeyer, that he "was accidentally drowned" in the harbor at Colón, Panama during an official visit to the Canal Zone. The full truth is less mysterious but sadder.

William Wedemeyer was born in 1873 near Ann Arbor, was educated at the University of Michigan and held official positions in his native Washtenaw County as well as the state of Michigan, also serving as American consul in British Guiana in 1905. Active in the Republican party, he was a member of the state party's central committee for four years.

Wedemeyer was elected to Congress in 1910, succeeding
Charles E. Townsend, who moved to the Senate. With his experience in the Carribean, he sat on the Committee for Territories; the governement of the Canal Zone was of particular interest to him. In the election of 1912, the Democrats swept to power in both the White House and the Capitol. Wedemeyer was one of those who went down to defeat, losing to Democrat Samuel W. Beeks.

During the long lame duck session, a congressional party including Wedemeyer sailed on a junket to Panama to inspect progress on the Panama Canal, then nearing completion. On the voyage Wedemeyer suffered
a severe nervous breakdown, violently raving that President Taft had a hand in his electoral reverses. On arriving in Panama, Wedemeyer was committed to a secure room in sanatarium under a suicide watch. Several days later, the delegation departed from Colón on the steamer Panama.

Wedemeyer, accompanied by two male nurses, was with them, his condition not improved. He was consigned to a cabin under watch. His guards, who thought he was asleep, left Wedemeyer's care to friends while they went to supper. He escaped his cabin and ran up to the deck, where many of the congressional party were taking the evening air. The insane man ran to the railing and, to the horror of those watching,
leaped overboard.

The ship stopped and spent two hours searching for him, to no avail. His body was never found.

Monday, February 11, 2008

Westminster Week

Of course you know that Westminster Kennel Club show is being held today and tomorrow at Madison Square Garden. For our household, it's what the Super Bowl is for everyone else. The difference is that we know many of the participants and are familiar with many of the dogs competing.

We've done well at Westminster, with Lacey getting an Award of Merit in 2003 and going Best of Breed in 2004. Diva got AOM's in 2005 and 2007, nearly taking the Breed in 2005.

We didn't enter anyone this year. Mostly it's because of the babies being so young and partly because we didn't have anyone to show except, perhaps, for Alan.




It didn't mean that we didn't have, so to speak, a dog in this fight. Lacey's son Knight, bred by us and owned by Gretchen Thiele and Charles Green, was entered this year and was handled by Nina Fetter. Knight, at 3 years old, is starting to come into his own and we were hoping that maybe an Award of Merit wasn't out of the question.

Alas, the judge failed to fulfill our desires. Poor Knight showed well (Charles gave us play-by-play over the phone), but didn't make the cut in the male competition. Best of Breed went to Hunter (Ch. Sunburst Huntsman of Metcha), Best of Opposite Sex to Rose (Ch. Raynbo's Winter Rose) and AOM's to Cameo (Ch. Majenkir Raynbo Silver Cameo), Ace (Ch. Auroral's Across Time Sirius), Jolie (Ch. Chihawk Tahoe Tomb Raider JC) and Tasia (Ch. Majenkir My Fantastasia). Congratulations to all the winners.

I Know the Feeling!


The babies now have their eyes open. They're starting to toddle unsteadily around the whelping box (actually a kid's paddle pool), growl and tussle (or at least mouth) with their siblings. Faith has been an excellent mother, just like her dam Possum was.

The schedule during any litter's first two weeks, their most vulnerable period, is for me to go to bed at around 9:00 PM and get up at 2:00 AM to relieve my lovely bride. She has the first week's day watch and I take over the second.

The purpose of the 24-hour watch is to see that nothing untowards happens, such as Mama rolling over on someone and crushing it, and to make sure that each of the babies has equal time at the milk bar. There's a heat lamp shining on the whelping box and a portable radiator keeps the place warm for them.

We do our best to stay awake during all this time, but sitting in a comfy chair in the sun room inevitably one or the other of us doze off briefly, in my case between 3:00 and 4:00 AM. When I awoke, my entire body was paralyzed and great effort was needed to get any muscle moving.

Now that the pups eyes and ears are becoming active, we no longer have to spend all our time in the room with the pen or in the adjacent kitchen. For which deliverance we can only say, "Thank God." We're still very attentive to both Mama and babies, but at least we can sleep in our own bed during customary hours. I am now only just recovering from the newborns' schedule.

We still have a long way to go, but every day the little ones grow stronger and more active. In a few weeks they'll stop being digestive tracts with legs and start being little hellions.

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Annals of Bad Sub-Editing

Headline: "Ex-St. Paul teacher is off to workhouse for sex with teen"

Silly me. I thought doing it was what landed you there, not what you did after you landed there.