Monthly Archives: July 2009

Abortion: Refer to as “choice.” Women should always have a right to this. Anti-Communism: Always couple this term with “hysteria.” Arms Race: Speak in superior tones about “apes on a treadmill.” Arts: Should be supported by the government. Assassin: All … Continue reading →

Thursday was a very rough day for our household. Poor Titan! I didn’t think that his age, condition, and general aversion to travel boded well for his making it down to Texas and, sadly, he died along the way and … Continue reading →

Happy Independence Day! The United States: for all its faults, for me the most dear. And let us not forget one of the grievances in the Declaration of Independence: He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither … Continue reading →

Titan died this afternoon. Prudence was driving him, Lacey and Silver down from Cincinnati to Houston. They reached Mississippi when the air conditioner in the van went out, punctured by a foreign object. Prudence stopped, got ice and a cooler, … Continue reading →

Silly expatriate Gwyneth Paltrow disses her native country once more: In a new interview which is sure to irk her best friend Madonna, Gwyneth Paltrow has criticised Americans for allowing their Blackberries to interfere with family life. Hailing her ‘second … Continue reading →